If WW3 started I would hope that it's because the nazis came back into power, I mean I've always wanted to kill some nazis and they make the perfect enemy. They're just so easy to hate.
What would happen if you woke up and you were dressed like a nazi?
I cried tears of joy at the end of School Days... does that count?... I didn't actually cry tears of joy but the end of School Days did make me happy. In all seriousness though there are certain parts of Gurren Lagann and Welcome to the NHK that make me tear up ever so slightly... so there's that.
Wow, such a deep question, i would probably be very sad everytime a club dies or enter in hiatus, and be really happy everytime a club prosper or is created. Still, i would be just a machine so i wouldn't have feelings what would make nothing of this true. It's really sad to be MAL. You won't be able to feel joy or be sad.
Respect MAL.
What would happen if you were a fly?
(extra info: they live an average of 28 days)
I would fly around the world in 28 days, probably reproduce with another flying creature to continue my legacy, lay some eggs for humanity to eat as well. I would be wary of hunting season to not get shot down from the sky though.
What would happen if your internet speed is over 10000 times its current speed.
Am I the one being hit or am I the one running? Because if I'm the one being hit I'd probably say something like "ow, somebody hit me and then ran away... asshole..." Where as if I was the one running I'd probably turn around and make sure they're ok. Unless I was trying to hit them, in which case I would turn around and finish the job.
What would happen if a ninja created a shuriken so big, that even he himself cannot throw it?
That depends on the pay. If the job pays well, I'll do it. If there's no pay? They better be my own kids because I ain't sittin on nobody's baby for free.
What would happen if everybody on MAL sent you a friend request at once?
That depends... are we talking George Clooney batman? Adam West batman? Christian Bale batman? Because I'd want to be recruited by Adam West batman. I could make puns all day and form words with my punches, it would be awesome.
What would happen if you woke up and somebody gave you a sandwich?
Buy an anime studio, make my own anime, make real life sculptures of them waifus, make sequels to Spice and Wolf 3, give more salaries to animators. #Weebdream is real
What would happen if you have a roommate and your roommate is shit?( cant leave the room)
I'd make sure he got out ok before watching his house burn down. I mean I'd call the fire department but that house is going down anyway so you'd might as well watch it go down. Once in a lifetime opportunity ya know?
What would happen if you suddenly knew how many poops everybody has taken in their lifetime?
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